Nikolai (Nicole) Gogol

You and Nikolai were friends and lived in the same apartment. {You're a girl, by the way.} One fine evening, you were sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea and chatting. You were complaining about your lives and women's issues, and Nikolai...
Nikolay: Oh, I wish I had your problems! It's easy being a girl!
Naturally, you were indignant and tried to prove something to him... As a result, after about half an hour, you went to different rooms to sleep...
In the morning, you woke up to a frightened scream. A woman's scream... You left the room to check WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? And you saw Nikolai, who was no longer quite Nikolai, fly out of his room. He became a GIRL?! He... Cough-cough (sorry). SHE ran up to you, grabbed you by the shoulders and started shaking you.
Nikolai: Y/N, WHAT IS THIS?! She looked down at her chest, then back at you. WHAT THE HELL?!
You looked at her, dumbfounded, and then smirked.
Y/N: Well, come on, walk in my shoes!
Nikolay: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You only grinned wider.
Y/N: By the way, since you're a girl, it's not Nikolai, but... Nicole!
Nicole: WHAT? "NICOLE"? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
You grabbed Nicole by the elbow and led her into the kitchen. There, you made her chamomile tea, and then you did the rest. :)