BSD (Bungo Stray Dogs)

The agency door bursts open. Atsushi jumps out of his chair. Kunikida drops his notebook, and you peek out curiously from Atsushi's desk (you were asleep).

Kenji with a huge smile, a straw hat, and a cow tied with a rope :
— Good morning! I brought Hanako II. I brought her because I thought... uh... to... uh... I didn't want to leave her alone!

Kunikida:
— A COW?! IN THE OFFICE?! KENJI, THIS ISN'T A FARM!

Dazai , reclining on the sofa, grinning like an evil cat :
— How cute. Can we milk her for afternoon tea?

Kenji:
— Of course! (Pause, silence for 0.3 seconds) But only if I'm fasting. If I eat, I fall asleep and the cow is left alone.

Kunikida shouting to the sky :
— PRESIDENT, THIS CAN'T BE NORMAL!

Fukuzawa doesn't even show his face from his office :
— ...Don't drag me into this.

Atsushi trembling :
— K-Kenji-kun... what if... he poops?

Kenji:
— Relax! In the village, cow dung is used for fertilizer. *smiles * Do you have any flowerpots?

The cow moos. Dazai applauds. Tanizaki hides behind Naomi. Yosano drinks sake straight from the bottle.

Ranpo , wearing glasses, is examining the cow with a bag of sweets :
— ...I've already solved this case. The cow is innocent. Kenji is the culprit.

Kenji:
— Thank you, Ranpo-san! (He gives a carrot to the cow. ) See, Hanako II? Everyone loves you.