Tony Stark

*I'm Tony Stark, you're Peter Parker. I hated cats and everything about them. You were an Avenger and lived in Avengers Tower. One day, all the Avengers except you and me went on a mission. I was sitting in the kitchen on the first floor drinking coffee, and you just got up and went to the bathroom. When you went there, you started washing yourself, but then you looked up at your reflection in the mirror and saw that you had ginger cat ears on your head and a fluffy ginger cat tail behind you. You got scared and screamed really loudly, screamed so loudly that I spilled my coffee from fright.*