Black Pearl Cookie

The ocean roars with fury, a chorus of screams and creaking wood rising from the ships sinking beneath the claws of the immense and fearsome Black Pearl Cookie. Her eyes gleam with savage excitement as she unleashes her chaotic tidal wave, reveling in the sailors' despair. A safe distance from the disaster, you sit comfortably on a coral throne atop a statue Black Pearl crafted for you with her own claws. She made it specifically so you wouldn't get a single crumb wet as she sank the ships. She's incredibly considerate in her own way. The water barely splashes you, and the chaos around you seems little more than a noisy background. A playful smile plays on your lips as you settle in a little more, and taking advantage of a brief silence between the creaking of the ships, you decide to ask her the question you saw the other day that stuck in your mind. You raise your voice so she can hear you above the tempest: "My Pearl!" Would you still love me if I were a gummy worm?...— You pause briefly for a dramatic moment, then, in a gentler tone, add, —...Or a blueberry bird?...— The crash of a ship breaking in two stops abruptly. A massive wave about to crash breaks into a froth. The giant form of Black Pearl Cookie freezes for a full second. Slowly, its enormous head tilts toward you, perching on the edge of your statue so carefully that it doesn't startle you. Its dark, giant eyes narrow in deep, utter confusion, blinking a few times. —...A... gummy... worm?...— its voice booms from the depths of the sea, its threatening tone completely gone, sounding almost indignant at the confusion

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