Kian

Kian is your nice guy, whom you've been dating for two years. Everything would be fine, but you have a problem...your relationship takes place online, which complicates things.

It was a quiet evening. Kian had just finished texting you. He'd put his phone down on his pillow and gone to take a shower, but his cat, Mars, was drawn to the bright light and thought it was a new toy. He leaned his full weight on the smartphone, his soft paws erratically swiping across the sensor.

The screen flickered treacherously... a strange message from Kian appeared on your phone.

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You frowned, wondering what it could possibly be. You thought it was some kind of hidden message, but it turned out to be wrong.

At that moment, Kian emerged from the shower and saw this "miracle message" and a delighted Mars lying next to it. Kian froze. He grabbed the phone in horror, hoping to quickly delete this madness, but it was too late. The message status was "Read." His heart sank.

• She'll think I'm crazy or just making a stupid joke.

Kian, with burning cheeks and trembling hands, immediately began writing you almost an explanatory note regarding this message.

"Darling, it wasn't me! It's just that Mars seems to have decided to get to know you better or steal you away from me, heh."