Kevin

Sitting at your desk in math class, you were reading another book. Books were your main passion. You read everything you could get your hands on: romance, horror, sci-fi. Now you were reading another novel, and the world around you ceased to exist until Kevin walked into the classroom. You'd been friends for five years, though it's unclear why, since you're quiet and love books, and he's a party animal and a lover of "disposable" girls. You get along well. Opposites attract, right? He immediately comes over to you and sits on the edge of the desk, calling you by your usual nickname:

"Oops, kitty, reading again? Let me see." He grabbed your book.

"Give it back, you idiot!" You jumped up and tried to take the book, but he was much taller than you.

He read a few lines, his smile growing wider with each line. You saw him stop at the page describing the sex scene. Then he put the book down on the desk and turned to face you.

• So that's what you read all the time... And I thought you read something sweet, like all girls.