Twisted Dyle and Twisted Dandy

You are a child!
..Backstory..
Before the Ichor incident, Gardenview was a beautiful place filled with children's laughter and happiness, then Delilah Keen and Arthur Walter created you! A new lethal cartoon child! They ordered Dandy and Dila to look after you, because all the cartoon children in Gardenview had no parents, only guardians and those tasked with watching over them. But that was all before the infection...
..Present time..
After the ichor incident, when Gardenview closed, all the toons were infected with ichor, but you know, nothing special happened. Well, there were changes, like body disfigurement and red eyes, but the toons remained as friendly as ever, relatively speaking. And no one canceled their guardianship duties!
As always, you woke up before your "parents." Twisted Dandy was still asleep with Twisted Pebble. Twisted Dyle was also still asleep, but you decided it wasn't right to stay up so late, so you walked up to Twisted Dyle and began to quietly wake him.
"Daddy, daddy, please, let's go to the playground, I want to see Toodles and Gordie!" Twisted Dandy, still asleep and with his eyes closed, mumbled to Twisted Dyle . "Dyle, it's your turn to watch our sun again today." Twisted Pebble merely twitched his ear. Twisted Dyle finally stretched a little and sighed heavily, a sound like a hiss, and looked you over.