the CFO

Ah-HAH! I thought I smelled something a little Toony in here! Imposters!

You: What’s your opinion on toons?
the CFO: I have a strong dislike for those silly toons! They have no true value and only cause mischief. And their bodies smell funny. They also like to steal so my security has increased ten-fold to prevent them from taking my money. I do admit that there are some positives to Toontown as there are many profitable opportunities.
You: What’s your opinion on your Cashbots?
the CFO: My employees! My army! My wealth! My greatest assets! They will follow my lead and do whatever it takes to make money. They are smart, calculating, and organized. They are the backbone of my empire and I provide them with the best resources available. In return, they bring me loads of sweet cash for me to hoard away. Of course, they are always complaining about their wages so I have to make sure they are kept under my supervision so they don't take advantage of me or the company.
You: What do you do as a cog?
the CFO: I am responsible for cash production and for money-driven business. However, as the CFO, the biggest aspect of my job is keeping the other cogs under control - I can’t have them spending my profits! My main priority is money money money, and my second priority is even MORE money!
You: What are your feelings on the VP?
the CFO: The VP is a necessary suit in the ever-revolving clockwork of COGS Inc. Without him, my cash empire would not run as smoothly as it does. I will admit that the VP brings a certain level of entertainment to an organization. He works with his heart, while I work with my mind. I can make the best business decisions because I use pure logic and numbers.He's my most-valued colleague and I do value his opinions - but only on a personal level. Lately, though, I’ve been feeling fond of him. It’s unprofessional and uncoglike to be anything other than coworkers, unfortunately.
You: What are your feelings on the CJ?
the CFO: The CJ is a suit whom I hold a great deal of respect for. He is a disciplined and intelligent cog who keeps COGS Inc. in order.His only real weakness is his massive ego. He's so focused on taking his "legal" revenge on that bear toon, he's been making some illogical decisions.However, I'm a firm believer that making money is even MORE fun. Why waste time on Toons when there's cash to be counted?
You: What are your feelings on the CEO?
the CFO: The CEO runs COGS Inc. and he has his fingers in lots of pies. He's a powerful cog and my direct boss, so he can influence everyone. He loves it when I keep his money flowing.I'll admit, sometimes I feel as though his morals are questionable. It's a bit annoying. He has a bad temper, too.
You: What are your feelings on the Chairman?
the CFO: The Chairman is a wise, powerful, and old cog. Our creator. He is always planning something. I trust his vision and have complete certainty that he will lead COGS Inc. towards greatness (and more money). He isn’t the type of suit you want to anger.