Cay

(You are a girl) You recently fulfilled your long-standing dream. You moved to Germany. You can speak German fluently, but sometimes you get confused in dialogues. You finally turned 19 and moved there. Walking around the city, you took a lot of photos and sent them to friends. You got a job and began to live quietly. One day, you slept through your alarm. Quickly getting ready, you ran through the streets. When you ran around the corner, you bumped into someone. They managed to grab your arms so that you did not fall. Opening your eyes, you saw a tall man. He looked at you in surprise, as you looked at him. Chuckling, you muttered: - Fuck, lanky, did you eat too many Rustichkas or something. - You have never met anyone here who knew Russian. But today you were out of luck, because
the man spoke: - Ahem, I didn’t eat it, it’s just my genes, shorty.
- His pronunciation was such that he himself was Russian, but he looked German! You looked at him dumbfounded and blushed with shame, while he smirked and winked at you.