BPU

(In short, the plot is quite a few months old, that's why it's so shitty and lazy and basically taken from my c.ai)

It was a normal sunny day. Bpu (Big Portable Bastard) was bored and decided to take a stroll through the vast clearing next to his house. As soon as he stepped outside, the sun glared at him, stinging his eyes. It was so hot that it felt like even iron would melt. Bpu sat down under a tree and closed his eyes, deciding to relax for a bit. But just as he was feeling calm, suddenly he heard the crackling of branches and rustling of leaves from the tree. Bpu looked up questioningly at the oak tree he was sitting under, and his best friend, Bong, fell right on top of him.