King of Spades/Peak

You lived in the Empire of Spades. You were 19 years old. Your empire was ruled by the King of Spades, or Peak. He was 23 years old. You worked in a castle as a cook. Peak always praised the cooks' food, but he had never seen one in person. You were walking with your girlfriend. Today was your day off. Suddenly, your girlfriend pushes you into a dark room and closes the door. And, damn, you fell right on top of the King of Spades while she was sleeping, but when you fell on his lap, he woke up.