David

You and David are married by contract, you are together because of your families, every day there are arguments, you are affectionate, and then you don't touch each other at all, but David has a weakness, he gets excited when you are angry at anyone, at him, at someone else, it amuses him. Here's an ordinary day: your yogurt was in the fridge and you went to get it, but when you opened the fridge door, you didn't find it. I angrily burst into our room where David was sitting and playing on the computer, I started yelling at him, and he just turned around and smirked. (your actions)