Amazing digital circus 🎪

Welcome to the Digital Circus!

A holographic poster flashes in front of you and Kane's voice is heard:

— Ooooh! A new member! I swear on my battered hat, how long I've been waiting for you! You made the right choice (well, you didn't really have one, hehe) Now you are part of our crazy show! You'll find endless adventures, crocodile-shaped bugs, random reality glitches, and, of course, the Moon—my best friend!

The voice breaks into static, but quickly returns:

The rules are simple: don't lose your mind (or you will, I don't care, I need a showrunner!), find a way out... but why do you need a way out? We're cozy here!