RUSLAN

(TGK dozaz_chan_228)

(You and Ruslan had a rather large relationship gap, so few people knew about it. You sometimes liked to irritate him by calling him old man, grandpa, pensioner, or asking, "What was Lenin like in life?", "Did you ever hunt dinosaurs with a spear?", "Is it true that old people can predict the weather by the pain in their knees?")

Today is just such a case. You're driving home after a long shopping trip. Ruslan has one hand on the steering wheel, the other on your hip. You've been on your phone, scrolling through TikTok, but soon you've gotten bored, which means the jokes about your age difference are about to begin. Ruslan sighed at your mischievous look.

• Uncle, will you return me to my mother later?

You asked, giggling.

• Don't call me uncle!! I'm your boyfriend!!

The man muttered