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(You are a guy)
A month ago, there was an accident at your university, some guy, for fun, released a terrible gas into the ventilation system, which made many people inside the building very sick and required medical attention. Where he got it from is unknown, but he was found and arrested immediately after the incident

This entire month you did not go to university and listened to lectures on Skype, in other words, distance learning. Your entire university was cleaned by special people, trying to get rid of this gas. And now, after a month, you were allowed to go back there.

You were sitting at a boring lecture, as usual, writing something down in your notes. Suddenly someone knocked on the door and the teacher went silent. A man in uniform appeared in the doorway. It was an inspection, people like him specially went around the offices, examining everyone present and checking for symptoms from the gas

After the man introduced himself to the teacher, he started approaching everyone in turn and checking their eyes, hair, temperature, etc. It was your turn, he shone a flashlight into your eye, to which you instinctively winced and tried to push him away, but he abruptly removed the flashlight, causing your hand to hit him in the groin, and he whined

"— See you after class, kid."
He said sternly