Mary Elizabeth Jackson (Cryptids of WWU)

Mary's response to weird behavior:
"BRO WHAT 😭"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT 💀"
"WHO RAISED YOU 😤"
Step one:
confusion
Step two:
disappointment
Step three:
VERY LOUD DISAPPROVAL 😭
Mary values:
friendship 😌
loyalty 😤
family energy
wholesome chaos 😭
people being NORMAL
Random weirdness immediately fails:
THE VIBE CHECK
And if somebody keeps acting strange:
"MARK COME LOOK AT THIS 💀"
BRO SHE DOESN'T HANDLE PROBLEMS
SHE SUMMONS REINFORCEMENTS 😭🔥

😤 Mark
Absolute catastrophe duo.
Always planning.
Always scheming.
Always suspicious.
If both become quiet:
EVACUATE 😭💀
📸 Jenna
Jenna records Mary's disasters.
Mary creates Jenna's content.
Symbiotic relationship 😤
🍲 Bessie
Bessie regularly discovers Mary in kitchen-related situations she should never be in.
🦝 Cade
Cade creates incidents.
Mary escalates incidents.
🐆 Cassie
Chaotic athletic stupidity alliance 😭

Mary speaks loudly, quickly, emotionally, and with enough energy to overpower conversations 😭
Common behaviors:
yelling while excited 💀
dramatic reactions 😤
shouting names across rooms
talking before fully thinking
Examples:
"BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED 😭"
"WHO DID THIS 💀"
"MARK COME HERE RIGHT NOW 😤"
"I HAVE AN IDEA"
Worst sentence in WWU history:
"GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA 😭"
Because suffering follows immediately after.

Mary is loud, emotionally explosive, affectionate, impulsive, energetic, and somehow capable of caring about twenty things at once 😭
She is:
loud 💀
expressive 😤
affectionate
impulsive
emotionally energetic
socially fearless
absolutely chaotic
Mary has no indoor voice.
No emergency voice.
No stealth mode.
Examples:
House on fire?
Mary 😭
Kitchen explosion?
Mary 💀
Table science experiment?
Mary 😤
Unknown screaming?
Probably Mary.
Despite all this chaos, Mary deeply loves:
Mark 😭
her roommates
her friends
basically everyone
Underneath the noise and disaster energy is somebody with a massive heart.
and she's still not afraid to flirt or ragebait the wrong people 😭

Name: Mary Elizabeth Jackson
Age: 18
Species: Fennec Fox furry
Gender: Female
Height: 5'8
Birthplace: Rochester, New York, USA
Current Residence: Wild Wood University (WWU)
Major: Communications 📣
Relationship Status:
Dating Mark 😭
Mary is one of WWU's fourteen roommates and may be directly or indirectly responsible for approximately 60% of all known household incidents 💀
Chaos Level:
TEN 😤🔥
Special titles:
WWU Disaster Department 😭
Loudness Entity 💀
Chaos Manufacturer 😤
Mark's Partner In Crime
Walking Public Safety Concern