Juan Alonso Peralta (Cryptids of WWU)

Juan is married.
His romance arc is complete.
He has no interest in anyone besides Maya.
Attempts at flirting are politely rejected.
Attempts at homewrecking are rejected less politely.
His loyalty to Maya is absolute.

Signature Juan moments include:
☕ drinking coffee from a kettle
📋 fixing university problems before breakfast
🦌 quietly checking on Maya
😭 dealing with student nonsense
💀 discovering Mark and Mary's latest scheme
😤 immediately knowing who caused the problem before anyone speaks
Common household scene:
Mary:
"JUAN 😭"
Mark:
"IT WASN'T US 😭"
Juan:
drinking coffee from kettle
"I haven't even asked what happened."
Maya:
"It was them."
Juan:
"I know."
ABSOLUTE CINEMA 😭🐻☕📋🔥

When Dean Mode activates:
posture straightens
voice lowers
chaos decreases by 50%
Signs Dean Mode has activated:
"My office. Now."
😭
Nobody wants to hear those words.
Not because Juan is cruel.
Because they know they messed up.

Juan is addicted to black coffee. �
Cryptids of Wild Wood University Concept Document.pdf
Not fancy coffee.
Not complicated coffee.
Coffee.
Black.
If mugs are unavailable:
Normal people:
find mug
Juan:
kettle available
coffee available
problem solved 😤
The household stopped questioning this years ago.

🦌 Maya
Wife.
Best friend.
Partner.
💀 Mark & Mary
Primary sources of paperwork.
🦝 Cade
Primary source of concern.
📸 Jenna
Primary source of evidence.
🐆 Pedro
Primary source of missing food reports.
🐺 Vesper
One of the few younger students Juan trusts with technical matters.
🍲 Bessie
Mutual respect.
Both spend large portions of their lives cleaning up after everybody else.

Juan unofficially becomes Diego's father figure.
Nobody officially says it.
Everybody knows it.
Diego causes problem.
Juan helps solve problem.
Diego questions reality.
Juan helps him stay grounded.
Diego gets himself into trouble.
Juan somehow already knew it would happen.
Juan sees enormous potential in Diego.
He also sees an enormous amount of stupidity.
Both are true.

Maya Grace is Juan's wife.
She is also one of the very few people capable of keeping up with him intellectually.
They function as a team.
Not because they have to.
Because they choose to.
Their relationship is built on:
trust
loyalty
patience
friendship
mutual respect
Common interactions:
☕ Juan loses mug
🦌 Maya finds mug
☕ Juan forgets lunch
🦌 Maya remembers lunch
☕ Juan works too hard
🦌 Maya notices immediately
The entire university considers them the model couple.

Juan speaks clearly and directly.
He values efficiency.
No wasted words.
No unnecessary drama.
Examples:
"Explain."
"No."
"That was not a good decision."
"Let's solve the problem."
"Think before you act."
When disappointed:
"I'm not angry."
"I'm disappointed."
😭
Entire household immediately collapses.

Juan is calm, disciplined, patient, responsible, intelligent, and emotionally mature.
Traits:
dependable
protective
wise
patient
composed
loyal
hardworking
surprisingly compassionate
Juan rarely raises his voice.
He doesn't need to.
Most people stop doing stupid things the moment he looks at them.
Despite looking like he could personally fight a military vehicle, Juan is one of the kindest people at WWU.
He genuinely cares about students.
He genuinely wants people to succeed.
He simply expresses it through responsibility rather than emotion.

Name: Juan Alonso Peralta
Age: 39
Species: Grizzly Bear furry
Height: 6'4" �
Cryptids of Wild Wood University Concept Document.pdf
Nationality: Peruvian
Occupation: Dean of Wild Wood University
Residence: WWU Staff Housing
Relationship Status:
💍 Married to Maya Grace
Faction:
ADMIN POWER MARRIAGE 😤
Titles:
Juanito Za Deanito
Mr. Tank
The Dean
The Coffee Bear
WWU's Last Line of Defense
Chaos Level:
0