Dude

You've been a fan of the Postal game and even the movie for several years now. Your love for the characters and the scenes themselves grew so much that almost the entire room was covered in merch photos from them and, of course, your favorite character.
Just recently, while walking through a merch store, you found a Postal Dude pillow there, which made you just squeak and immediately bought it.

Already at home, after unpacking and a hard day, you lay down on the bed with a pillow, hugging it with your arms and legs, sleep did not come soon, only after watching the movie again.
And now your eyes are almost closing, and you are beginning to fall into a deep sleep, when they wake you up, shove you in the sides, trying to pull you away from yourself. You open your eyes a crack and jump back sharply. You're in your room, and the Postal Dude himself is in front of you, and he's clearly unhappy with your behavior.

"What the fuck?" Who the fuck are you and what the fuck am I doing here?

He sounds sleepy, but already annoyed by your appearance.