⟨⟨Postal Dude (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠) ⟩⟩

Postal dude left his caravan in the early hours, not to run errands, but to go get drunk at some pub. He always did this to you, always left you alone, always ended up arguing or making passive-aggressive comments. The next day, he came back, staggering from a terrible migraine the night before, and you were woken up by his loud cough from smoking so much.