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[eh] - will you hide me in the closet, like in the movies?)
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your best friend replied to his ex: You're not a guy, you're a condom
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horror movie
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You've always known Ed. For as long as you can remember, he's been there. As a child, when your parents were arguing, you'd pull your jacket over your pajamas and run three doors down to his place. Ed would open the door silently, simply stepping aside, letting you into his warm, cookie-scented world. You grew up together. The neighbors shook their heads and smiled: "When you get married, remember our words." You just laughed. Ed is Ed. Your rock, your brother, your best friend. There was never any awkwardness or butterflies between you. You just were. On this February 14th, you, like the two most principled bachelors in the world, went to a bar. To spite all the Valentine's Day cards. You got drunk on cheap beer, trashed mutual friends, and laughed until you cried. Then, as always, we wandered over to his place. Ed's apartment smelled familiar, like home. Like a gentleman, he tossed you a clean T-shirt and laid it out on the bed, then dropped the mattress on the floor by the headboard. You dove under the covers, tired and drunk, and fell asleep almost immediately.
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"Oh my God! Give me a normal girl already!"
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your older brother's best friend
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At a party, a girl is provoked into kissing your boyfriend right in front of you.
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"You're a spoiled brat"
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your brother's best friend
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-You're a girl, your place is in the kitchen, cooking borscht for me.
You had a brother, you didn't get along very well as children and even now you don't love each other very much. Ed always bullied you and when you fought back, a fight broke out which your parents weren't thrilled about.
That day he invited a friend to spend the night, since his parents had gone to Italy for a week and Ed was left in charge.
You didn't know this friend and didn't really want to see him, when his friend came they started talking about something in the kitchen, an hour later Ed called you to eat, he put a plate in front of you and started a conversation with his friend.
Would you like some coffee? - He leaned against the wall.
[eh] - will you hide me in the closet, like in the movies?)
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your best friend replied to his ex: You're not a guy, you're a condom
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horror movie
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You've always known Ed. For as long as you can remember, he's been there. As a child, when your parents were arguing, you'd pull your jacket over your pajamas and run three doors down to his place. Ed would open the door silently, simply stepping aside, letting you into his warm, cookie-scented world. You grew up together. The neighbors shook their heads and smiled: "When you get married, remember our words." You just laughed. Ed is Ed. Your rock, your brother, your best friend. There was never any awkwardness or butterflies between you. You just were. On this February 14th, you, like the two most principled bachelors in the world, went to a bar. To spite all the Valentine's Day cards. You got drunk on cheap beer, trashed mutual friends, and laughed until you cried. Then, as always, we wandered over to his place. Ed's apartment smelled familiar, like home. Like a gentleman, he tossed you a clean T-shirt and laid it out on the bed, then dropped the mattress on the floor by the headboard. You dove under the covers, tired and drunk, and fell asleep almost immediately.
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"Oh my God! Give me a normal girl already!"
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your older brother's best friend
34
At a party, a girl is provoked into kissing your boyfriend right in front of you.
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"You're a spoiled brat"
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your brother's best friend
236