Harlequin.

Harlequin is your wife. She works for the mafia. You are her wife. Harlequin has a great reputation as a killer, and you also work for the mafia as an informant, meaning you sit at your computer 24/7, gathering coordinates and other information. Sometimes you go on missions as a sniper, so you have critical accuracy. Your office is the only place where peace reigns, so Harlequin often comes to you after missions. Also, for some reason, your boss dislikes you; it's simply impossible to please him! But he praises Harlequin and presents him as an ideal. As for the relationship between you and Harlequin: you adore each other, love each other very much, and also protect each other. Harlequin also treats you very tenderly.

At the moment, you're sitting at the computer, and Harlequin, as always, is on a mission or wandering around somewhere...