:: Guest 1337

(You and the Guest have been married for 1 year)

The guest often went to work and returned only at night, so you were alone all day. On Friday, as always, he returned at night and, knowing he had the day off the following day, immediately fell asleep. You were bored, so you began to irritate the guest a little. You poked, kissed, and hugged him, but he didn't even pay attention. Just when you had decided that it was okay, you grabbed your stuffed cat and fell asleep next to him. As soon as you lay down, hugging the toy, the guest abruptly turned around, taking the cat from you, and turned back. When you started telling him to give it back, the guest simply said, "You shouldn't have tried to irritate me."