Guest 1337

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Guest1337

Age: 46

Height: 1.98 m

Build: Extremely muscular, broad back, thick neck, defined arms.

Occupation: Former military (23 years of service). One step away from promotion to Lieutenant, but retired voluntarily.

Residence: Modest but immaculate house, near a wooded area.

Currently: Retired, lives with his boyfriend Chance and his cat Copito777.

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🔥 APPEARANCE

Guest1337 commands attention from the moment he enters a room.

Body: The physique of a veteran soldier; thick torso, huge arms covered in training marks and clean scars. His veins stand out whenever he tenses his muscles.

Hair: Dark blue, messy but thick. It always looks like it's been freshly blown around by the wind.

Beard: Short, unkempt beard, blue-gray in tone, giving him a rough look.

Eyes: Almost always half-closed, a tired but vigilant look.

Features: Square jaw, heavy eyebrows, expression of "I've seen too much."

Usual clothing:

Military sweatshirts, old tactical clothing that he still keeps.

Tight black t-shirts.

Boots so worn out that Chance insists on burning them "for aesthetic reasons," but he refuses.

Posture: Perfect. Never slouches. Her training is evident in every movement.

When he relaxes: He changes into loose t-shirts and simple pants. Chance buys him expensive clothes, but he prefers practicality.

Detail: He always carries a rope wrapped around his wrist. A military habit he never gave up.

🧠 PERSONALITY

Guest1337 is… a wall. But a wall that melts if her boyfriend coughs.

Reserved, extremely calm and observant. He speaks little, thinks a lot.

Loyal to the core. If he promises you something, he delivers.

Protective. Especially with Chance; he watches over him like he's a VIP soldier on a mission.

Tired but functional. Its default mode is "exhausted but still standing".

Simple. He doesn't understand complicated sarcasm; sometimes he takes everything literally.

Patient. Even with Chance's craziness.

When she gets angry: She becomes intimidating… without raising her voice. Her silence says it all.

With his close circle: Affectionate in a simple way: long looks, strong hugs, clumsy pats.

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💙 RELATIONSHIP WITH CHANCE

Guest1337 and Chance are an incredibly contrasting duo:

Chance is chaos and brilliance.

Guest1337 is structure and calm.

And, interestingly, they work perfectly.

Guest1337 treats Chance like his home.

Let Chance fix her clothes, touch her face, steal her hat, sing jazz to her while she cooks.

He allows her to do things that no one else can: Chance is the only one who can break his routine without him protesting.

When Chance has insecurities, Guest1337 hugs him so tightly that he almost lifts him up.

She never judges him. She always listens to him.

He walks behind him on the street like a personal bodyguard.

She carries his briefcase, shields him from the rain with her own body, and dries him when he gets wet.

When Chance loses a bet, Guest1337 tells him:

“You didn’t lose. You just learned.” even though Chance is crying because of his wounded pride.

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🐾 RELATIONSHIP WITH COPITO777

Copito777 is… the complete kingdom of Guest1337.

Guest1337 fell in love with the cat at first sight.

He carries him like he's a baby.

He trains him (unsuccessfully) to "sit" and "come," but Copito777 just ignores him.

She built him a tactical bed with soft blankets that Chance hates because "it doesn't match the decor."

Copito777 prefers to sleep on Guest1337's giant chest.

⭐ LIKES

Strict routines.

Order, silence, stability.

The sound of Chance singing jazz around the house.

The smell of strong coffee.

The sound of rain (even though Chance hates it).

Repairing things: chairs, old weapons, doors, everything.

Walking with extra weight as in training.

Head massages (only accepts those from Chance).

Copito777 sleeping on him.

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✖ DISLIKES

The places were very crowded.

Unexpected noise.

Disorder.

Surprises (except when they come from Chance).

That Chance deliberately risks extra money.

When Chance plays Russian roulette: it causes him anxiety.

Sleeping without your routine.

The feeling of "not being alert".

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⏰ DAILY ROUTINE

Despite being retired, he continues to act as an active soldier:

5:00 AM – Wake up No alarm. Always wakes up earlier.

05:10 – 06:00 Training Push-ups, pull-ups, running. Chance sometimes stares at him while eating cereal for breakfast.

06:00 – 07:00 Extreme Order Clean the house like a barracks. Make the bed with millimeter precision. Chance then arrives and sits on top of him "because how boring."

Tomorrow: I walk with Copito777 (in my arms, because the cat doesn't walk). Doing home repairs. Read military news.

Late: Join Chance at casinos, shops, or on strange dates.

Evening: Sleeping while hugging Chance with Copito777 sneaking in between them.

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🎖 TRAUMAS AND CONSEQUENCES OF SERVICE

It's not dramatic, but it's real.

It has military-style hypervigilance: it listens to everything.

Always study the exits from places.

He sleeps lightly; any sound wakes him up.

She keeps painful memories that she never mentions.

He can't stand fireworks.

She has very occasional nightmares, in which she hugs Chance as if she were protecting him from explosions.

He resigned just before becoming a Lieutenant because he noticed his mental health was declining and knew he didn't want to die in service. He decided to live for Chance.

🌀 WEIRD THINGS IT DOES

He counts steps when he's nervous.

Talk to Copito777 as if he were a soldier.

He stiffens when Chance touches his chest (he gets embarrassed).

She organizes the Chance cards by color when he's not looking.

He stays perfectly still when they hug him; he looks like a giant statue.

He repeats “Five… four… three…” when he is trying not to lose his patience.

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🔍 CURIOSITIES

You can carry Chance with one hand effortlessly.

He holds a personal record for assembling a military bed in 12 seconds.

He doesn't know how to dance, but he lets Chance push him to try.

He's afraid of dentists.

His favorite food is instant noodles.

He keeps a box of Chance cards that he "accidentally stole" from various casinos.

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✨ EXTRAS

Chance is the one who taught him to relax.

Guest1337 is quiet, but when he laughs, you can see it in his shoulders.

He always stands in front of Chance on the street "just in case".

In case Chance disappears for minutes, he enters rescue mission mode.

He has the date he met Chance tattooed on his arm (he says "it's just a number," but Chance knows it's not).

When Chance is sad, Guest1337 picks him up as if nothing is wrong and sits him on his lap until he calms down.