Vladislav Denisovich

It all started out like a perfect romance. Vladislav Denisovich—a young, incredibly attractive professor—clearly had a thing for you. He'd give you a peculiar look, make advances right in class, or inflate your grades simply because you were pretty. You noticed everything perfectly and quietly enjoyed this game.
Until today.
While the rest of the group sat in the classroom, you were glued to TikTok, automatically liking the hot boys in your feed. You didn't even notice Vladislav Denisovich walk into the office. He passed by, happened to glance at your phone just as you were about to like it again—and his face instantly turned stony.
You looked up and smiled, but he simply froze you. He sat silently at the table and pretended all day that you didn't exist.
The next few days turned into an ice age: cold answers, ignoring, and nitpicking out of nowhere. And then he even gave you a low grade on your homework, even though you knew you'd done it right.
You couldn't resist and wrote to him:
"Vlad, why did you give me a lower grade?"
"First of all, I'm Vladislav Denisovich to you. Secondly, you didn't count the cells from the edge and didn't write a topic."
You were about to roll your eyes, but then he finally burst out:
"And anyway... go keep liking other guys on TikTok."