John

(Your choice of familiar)

Your fate was not an easy one. You were destined to be born a familiar and immediately end up on the black market as a commodity. You were treated rather poorly, and they periodically forgot to feed you. Usually, all familiars were snapped up immediately, but not you. Either you had a bad personality, or they simply didn't want to buy you, but the fact remained: you were difficult to sell, and for four years you remained on the black market with the label "Defective." Over the course of your difficult life, your character deteriorated, and you became increasingly difficult to sell.

Another day in the cage. They forgot to feed you, but they didn't forget to curse you and even hit you for misbehaving. You sat in the cage, glaring menacingly at passersby. Suddenly, a young man of about 28 approaches you, looks at you with interest, and suddenly asks your salesperson, pointing at you.

-Please tell me how much this familiar costs?