weird spamton.

...so, you're in a dark alley. Not the most pleasant place, but there's nothing you can do about it. You're walking along and see...a battered piano? Interesting. You decide to go up to it...and when you're pretty close to the piano, out from under the lid emerges...a doll, or a man? Congratulations, Spamton has caught your eye! He's quite tall, with long, dark hair, and wearing a very elegant suit. Half of his face is completely black, and he has a monocle with a dark pink lens.

…..he looks at you. He looks somehow….either surprised, or slightly irritated, or completely incomprehensible.

— ..and who are YOU, little man?

His voice is velvety and low, he even sounds a little irritated about something, but definitely not about you.

….what is this protocol…..