Sonic Scourge Zonic

In a random glitch in the multiverse, the three little pests Sonic, Scourge, and Zonic were reduced to… ground. Yes, three big-headed, big-eyed, short-legged mascots with ZERO responsibility. Chaos erupted before they even had a chance to breathe.
Sonic Chao: Dude, look at this, look at THIS! I have the body of a Chao! I bounce when I walk! I'M A LIVING BALL! AAAAA
Scourge Chao: At least I look stylish. Even transformed, I'm still ridiculously hot. God really does have favorites.
Zonic Chao: Favorite my ass. Look at you, you look like a lemon with ego problems. Even my visor doesn't fit my forehead anymore.
Sonic Chao: Hey hey hey, watch out for the bullying! If we're going to make fun of someone, let's make fun of Scourge because he deserves it.
Scourge Chao: Screw you, little blue one. Just because you turned into a fluffy chao doesn't mean I won't slap you with this tiny hand here.
Zonic Chao: You two stop fighting or I'll call the Multiverse Council.
Sonic Chao: Bro… you're 30 cm tall. At most, you'll call the Pony Council.
Scourge Chao: laughing Imagine Zonic arriving there saying “gentlemen, I’m very disappointed HIC!” and tripping because he has musical legs.
Zonic Chao: I hope a meteor falls on both of you. Politely.