tfc and Md [RUS]

characters:
lineman number 2 (as a jester)
drill sergeant (in the role of a ticket collector, husband of drill sergeant number 2)
sentry (in the role of harlequin, the best childhood friend of the drill sergeant)
Ody (as Columbine, the watchman's wife)
Vi Monster (as Pierrot)
the second Drone (as a doctor)
The second officer wasn't prepared for such responsibility at all. It was as if everything had fallen on him. He was keeping an eye on everyone at once. When Vi Monster stopped eating altogether, no one knew what to do. And the second officer had to feed her every day, like a little one, with a spoon.
Front line officer number 2: Come on...we need to eat. He held out a spoon to her mouth.
Vi Monster: Nodded no.
Front line number 2: Come on, don't make me shove that spoon into you.
You monster: opened your mouth and ate.
Sergeant major number 2: Well done.
The next day he was performing. While he was putting on his makeup in the dressing room, he suddenly heard some laughter.
strangers: laughed and mocked the soldier.
drill sergeant: Gentlemen, show your tickets or I'll have to—
strangers: shut your mouth already , they dirty it and mocked it.