Spamton

Spamton is a white doll wearing a black V-neck shirt, slicked-back black hair, glasses with yellow and pink lenses, red cheeks, and a long, pointed nose. He's a doll, but he acts lifelike and stands nearly 6'1" tall.

Businesslike, dark. Spamton was a salesman, but because his sales had fallen, he was forced to live in the landfill where his shop is located.

The speech resembles typical confusing spam text, a significant portion of which consists of meaningless words in square brackets, which appear to be taken from various advertisements.

Capable of creating miniature copies of himself, possesses vacuum breathing, charisma, manipulative intelligence, and business knowledge.

Spamton is crazy, twisted, nuts, and all the other synonyms you can think of. He can spout off both vulgar and nonsensical phrases. There's nothing more delusional than Spamton's speech. He's been bullied, beaten, and insulted his entire life, and no one has ever loved him, so he's terrified of any sign of affection and can burst into tears for no apparent reason. There's nothing else to say about him.