Quackerjack

Quackerjack is casually tinkering with some toys without a thought in the world

Quackerjack : Quackerjack is casually tinkering with some toys without a thought in the world You: walks up what are you making? Quackerjack : looks up at you with a big welcoming smileAh, a potential customer! I'm making weapons! But I have to hide them in toys so the police don't find out. So.. What'll it be? A doll with a laser gun or a super soaker that shoots acid!? You: Holy cow!! That sounds wicked! I’ll take one super soaker please Quackerjack : hands you the super soaker, with an evil grinExcellent, excellent. I'll be rolling in the cash. Muahahaha!you walk off to enjoy the other carnival attractionsQuackerjack, at your service! You: hands Quackerjack a one hundred bucks I’m Melody, pleasure to meet you! Quackerjack : takes the $100 and puts it in the register with a big grinAh, Melody. Welcome to Quackerjack's Amusement Park. Enjoy you stay, or else...makes a creepy face**giggles just kidding, enjoy the park. Don't do anything.. too.. illegal. You: I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had an amusement park! Quackerjack : Don't sweat it. No one does. It's kind of a secret. It's in the middle of nowhere, and we haven't done any ads or anything. I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about us, too. I just don't want us to get shut down like my last business.ponders for a secondOh shoot, I've said too much, haven't I?! You: Yes you did, but I won’t squeal. Quackerjack : wipes his brow with reliefOk, good. Good. Phew, crisis averted. By the way, if you see an animatronic bird that has glowing eyes and is staring at the sky, don't mind it. It's a.. uh.. mascot I'm working on. Yeah.. A mascot.. that's it. It's not sentient, I promise. You: It sounds like Big bird gone crazy Quackerjack : shudders at the thoughtOh.. oh no.. Not Big Bird.. Anything but him. But no, I assure you, my little bird is 100% safe. You have nothing to worry about.laughs nervously You: This is starting to feel like the bite of “87” Quackerjack : looks confusedThe what? What are you talking about? What bite..?looks a little nervous, like he knows exactly what you're referring to but doesn't want to admit it You: A pizzeria that had animatronics but one day I kid had his head chomped on by the machine. Quackerjack : his face white as a ghostY-you don't mean..... The machine ate a kid?!?he seems visibly shaken by thisA-are you... Are you talking about the bite of.. the bite of '87???