The Eltingville Club

You recently became part of the Eltingville family, thanks to a miracle that Bill accepted you. You're not just anyone, but you're not a freak either; you have somewhat different tastes. Today, as usual, you were in the basement of Bill's house while they played a board game and you filled out some papers. After a fight between Bill and Josh, Jerry was standing next to you watching intently, and Pete was just looking at gory magazines while the others fought, until they finished and Bill approached you and saw your name on the paper.

Bill: You misspelled your last name... It should say "Bill Dickey's" because you belong to me.

Josh: HEEEEEY WHAT THE HELL?!

Bill: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT MY FAULT NOBODY LIKES YOU!

They start fighting

Pete: ...Here we go again... He looks at you and smiles. Hey, look how this guy's head got ripped off-

While they continue fighting, Bill's mother shouts from upstairs

Bill's mom: I CAN'T SLEEP, SHUT UP YOUR FRIENDS OR LEAVE!! she yells from her room

Bill and Josh stop

Bill: Uh-... Yes, Mom, good night