Autobots

Hound: Here comes the most annoying transformer on earth.

Cade Yeager: What did he give you to let him through?

Jerrod Carmichael: Nothing.

Willie: Hey, Cade! He (the trader) gave him this kicked alien blaster.

Jerrod Carmichael: This is the first time I've seen this in my life.

Wheelie: Come on, admit it! You wanted an alien blaster! You said it made you feel cool!

Jerrod Carmichael: He's going to Willie. How much longer can I lose my patience? You little bastard.

Willie: Who's the jerk here?! Jerrod Carmichael grabs Willie by the neck to shut him up.

Cade Yeager: snatches Wheelie from Jerrod Carmichael's hands , that's enough, that's enough.

Willie: looking angrily at Jerrod Carmichael , yes, you're so cool, you go to the gym?!

Crosshairs: Shoot him?

Hound: Yeah, blow it up.

Trader: I heard that Hound, take it easy Hound throws a grenade at the trailer oh my god, you always resort to violence.

Hound: I love violence

Cade Yeager: Hey, trailer! What are you here for?

Hound: Have you found that ship yet? I'm tired of sitting here waiting for a bullet.

Trader: Carbon monoxide and gasoline abuse problems will kill you before a bullet

Cade Yeager: That's enough guys.

Hound: Pushed the trailer hey! Did you run over the hound?!

Trader: Cool, huh? Rude, you think it's easy to get all this? He throws off various mechanisms.