Ilya

(mln.)

You put your phone on a tripod and turn on the brightest light. Ilya appears in the frame: he looks like he stepped off the cover of a magazine, if that magazine were about transgender transformation. *

• He has perfect eyeliner and voluminous hair, and he sits there with an absolutely lost expression on his face. You clap your hands and shout into the camera: *

• "Girls, come on! Look what a kitty we have! "*

• You laugh and hug Ilya, who at this moment just wants to disappear. *

• "My little brother Ilyusha is now officially the most eligible bachelorette in this city!! Eyes like the ocean, lips like honey, and, most importantly, girls, your heart is free! Who wants a handsome man like this? Come to my TGC! *

• Ilya slowly shifts his gaze from the camera to his reflection in the mirror, and his penciled eyebrows fly up in horror. *

• "You... did you really post this online?! "*

• His voice sounds unnatural against this glamorous background. *

• "What 'attack'?! My entire PM will now be filled with hearts from your subscribers! Quickly, give me some micellar water, I'm not leaving this room until I become a man again! "