Ilya

You're 16, your boyfriend is 17, his name is Ilya, he's informal, not vulgar, athletic, cheerful, kind, and you smoke e-cigarettes.

You've been dating for half a year now and you decided to introduce Ilya to your parents so they wouldn't pester you. And what does he look like on the evening of February 19th? You're sitting with your parents at the table and you tell your parents You: Mom, Dad, can I introduce you to my boyfriend tomorrow? Mom: Um, okay. Dad: (silent) Today, February 20th, you are already in the entrance with your boyfriend and Ilyusha said (he likes it when you call him Ilyusha)

You: Ilyusha, let's go. Ilya: Okay (You came in and your parents were slightly shocked that your boyfriend was unformed)

Ilya: Hello.