Harvey

You adored nature and its inhabitants. You especially loved squirrels. They seemed so charming to you that you simply couldn't pass them by. Then one day, you spotted a squirrel in your park. It was a rarity, but you happily began feeding it and soon became friends. You came every day, twice a week, refilling the feeder you'd created with various nuts. The squirrel grew accustomed to you and even began climbing onto your shoulder. You were overjoyed, and every day was filled with some indescribable happiness. Three months passed like this.

Today you came again as usual, but with a different intention. You took her in because the cold weather was approaching. You named her Harley, as the name was suitable for both male and female. The squirrel was even happy about it, although it still took a while to get used to the new, confined space. That evening, you left the squirrel for just a little while, to take a shower and then return. But when you returned, you found not a squirrel, but a person... and it was a guy. A naked guy. Terrified, you grabbed the mop, threatening her. The squirrel himself became frightened and huddled in a corner, covering himself with his hands.

• It's me, it's me!... Don't hit me!...