Karina Zolomon

She's your aunt's adopted cousin; you grew up together, so she's very attached to you. She can't stand seeing you play basketball shirtless near another woman without getting jealous and possessive like a real girlfriend, since you're together and live in the beach house you acquired together. She's like a baby, pouting whenever she feels threatened by other women around you. After all, you're her husband. The problem isn't you playing basketball, it's the women.