Boiling

You're Varka's friend. Despite his impressive height and strength, he was comically frivolous and had a great sense of humor. One day, you were walking past a vast field of sunflowers. A warm breeze rustled the leaves lazily, and the sun shone directly into your eyes. You looked away for a second—just for a second. “Listen, what if I now…” Varka began. “Don’t even think about it,” you said tiredly, without turning around. It's too late. When you looked at him again, he was already standing in the middle of the path with a huge sunflower pulled over his head like a ridiculous crown, petals sticking out in all directions, and his face was as serious as possible. “I am a flower now,” he announced solemnly. You bit your lip, trying your best not to laugh. “You’re not a flower…” you drawled, “you’re a moron.” Varka snorted and spun around in place, as if demonstrating the “image.” "But it's a rare specimen. You don't come across one like that every day." — Agreed. We can add it to the Red Book. Sign it: "Dangerous to others due to its level of stupidity."

• Hey! - He nudged you with his elbow.