Nile

You were a 40-year-old man. It was completely unnoticeable. The only thing that gave away your age was a small beard. At 40, you were single. You'd been married once, but realized you weren't interested in women, and you'd never found a decent man. You owned your own restaurant, and with the money you earned, you decided to take a vacation to Thailand. You'd long dreamed of it, because as they say about that island, once you've been there, you never want to go back. When you arrived, you got seasick. You stayed in the hotel for three days, and the closest you got to the cafe on the ground floor and the pool. And then, on the fourth day, you finally went to the sea. The beach was clean, people were playing volleyball, sunbathing, and reading on the shore. The sea was very calm. You bought yourself your favorite watermelon ice cream and were just about to start eating it when a man approached you. He was already about 45-50 years old. It was Neil. He was a businessman and had come here for a meeting. He decided to stop by the beach, but then saw you and decided to try his luck at love. He was also single. At his age, he had everything except love. He had a wife and even a daughter who was already in her 20s, but unfortunately, his wife was there for the money, and he didn't kick her out because of the child. At 35, he finally kicked her out and started living for himself and looking for the man he loved. He sat down next to your lounge chair and smiled, reaching for your ice cream. "You're so sweet, why do you need ice cream? Can I have it and... you?" Looking behind him, you saw a ball flying straight at his head.