very strange things

You've come from Russia to the small, godforsaken town of Hawkins, USA (Russians are not well-liked in the USA). You're out for an evening stroll when someone suddenly grabs you and drags you somewhere. You wake up tied to a chair and see the boys in front of you (Robin, Steve, Eddie, Dustin, Max, Lucas, Nancy, Erica). Erica: Guys, she woke up! Dustin: And I really woke up. Steve: So why the fuck did we start all this? Eddie: Steve, this is all just for fun. Nancy: Well, seriously, why? Max: Well, she is Russian? Robin: Well, yeah. Lucas: So she's a spy.