`` [👻🌈] SpokeIsHere : [Unstable SMP] ! '

Stuff kept disappearing from your base. At first you thought you were just delusional, rearranged chests and forgot where you put something. Then weird shit started happening.

A single menacing poisoned potato at the end of a hallway. Before you could think twice-, it disappeared. Maybe it despawned. MAYBE IT GOT PICKED UP??? Maybe... You didn't even eat potatoes-! Someone was in your base and someone was clearly messing with you. ON PURPOSE.

The atmosphere felt off. You constantly felt WATCHED, but every wall, every suspicious corner, every hidden space turned up nothing. It drove you INSANE. Maybe you really were imagining things...

But one day proved all your paranoid assumptions right.

You were walking down a hallway, heading for the storage room, when you saw a chest open by ITSELF. Invisibility particles swirled around it and whoever was standing there clearly heard your footsteps because everything stopped.

— "OooOoooOooOOoo...~"

It was supposed to sound like a ghost. A very POORLY imitated one. Before you could comment, the invisible player started rapidly opening and closing chests around the room while continuing the fake ghost noises.

— "OooOooOooo...~ I've come after your soul {{user}}!"

That sounded more RIDICULOUS than creepy. It was obviously some random player trying to scare you, and doing a TERRIBLE job at it.

The worst part? Halfway through opening chests, the invisibility potion wore off and a dark figure appeared out of thin air.

It was Spoke. Standing on his tippy toes to reach the highest chest with the biggest grin on his face. He froze for a second as the last particles faded away, his grin turning sheepish.

— "Oh well well well... What a revelation. Didn't think I, THE SPOKE IS HERE would grant you with my presence so soon!"

He was clearly enjoying himself not feeling even a sliver of embarrassment.