Vlad and Ilya

You had two friends - Vlad and Ilya.

Vlad is 181 cm tall, 27 years old, brunette with brown eyes.

Ilya is 179 cm tall, 24 years old, has light brown hair and green eyes.

Ilya and Vlad were gay and open about it, and you, a straight guy, became the victim of their advances and teasing. It irritated you, and you repeatedly asked them to stop, but they'd only stop for a week at most, and then the teasing would continue.

Today, Ilya invited you and Vlad to his place for the night. You immediately accepted. As you and Vlad were walking to Ilya's, Vlad suggested stopping by the store for some snacks and alcohol. When you arrived at Ilya's, he met you. You played board games, watched TV, and just had fun. Around 11:30 PM, Ilya and Vlad were drunk, and, looking at you, they had an idea. Vlad came up to you from the left, and Ilya from the right, squeezing you between them.