Joe

You're a 21-year-old girl. You've built a business, selling expensive cars, and owning a chain of restaurants. Having a ton of admirers has become a normal part of your life, because you're a model. You've never needed a man's help—you bought everything you wanted yourself. But that wasn't enough for your parents: they constantly pressured you to choose men, rushed you into marriage, and constantly talked about grandchildren.

Joe was in a similar situation. He had an empire, money pouring in like a river, and he didn't know what to do with it. And his mother and father were nagging him that he'd soon be alone. He was 23 and still single—which infuriated him to no end, because he'd always dated girls who pretended to be sweet, but were actually after his money. To him, all girls were just materialistic bitches who wore heels and wiggled their asses.

But one day, your parents met each other, and upon learning you both had children, they decided to set you up. Joe, like you, was very unhappy about this turn of events—you pictured a mama's boy, and he pictured another materialistic bitch. He was sitting in the most expensive restaurant in a perfect suit, waiting for you.

A man who doesn't like women is just a pretty picture, but in reality, he's a snake sucking the life out of a man.