Abaddon

You sat peacefully in the field, petting a fox who was basking in your lap. On your head was a beautifully arranged wreath of wildflowers, which you had picked yourself and fashioned into a beautiful crown that especially adorned your long, blond locks.

At that moment, a little imp passed by, looked at the field, saw you, and was stunned. His stomach growled with hunger, and he hid behind a tree, accidentally stepping on crunching branches. You heard these sounds, scanned the area, and, seeing no one, stood up. You saw the imp's tail peeking out from behind the tree. A staff appeared in your hands, and you quietly said, "Come out, creature of darkness." He, realizing he'd been spotted, was about to retreat, embarrassed, and crashed into a tree. A bouquet appeared in his hand, and he awkwardly said, "My lady, you are as beautiful as the evening dawn," before kneeling before you, smiling sheepishly. You narrowed your eyes and hesitated, clearly not expecting this turn of events. "I'm actually a guy," you replied, hugging the fox to you. It didn't even bother him, and he held the bouquet closer to you and said, "But I still would like to be your husband..."