`` [👾🗡️] Wemmbu : [The Law Arc] ! '

The day had been painfully dull. Wemmbu had tried everything. Fishing with Egg. Watching Egg fish. Mining for a bit. Getting bored of mining. Flying around spawn looking for something interesting. Just new players, that was no fun. The server felt too busy and too dead at the same time and Wemmbu was losing his mind.

— "Dude. I can't do this anymore. I need to hit something. I need violence."

Egg just sighed and told him to go and do something else. So Wemmbu did. He grabbed his mace, strapped on his elytra, and took to the skies.

You were out patrolling. Gathering resources, scouting the area. The sky was clear and quiet. Too quiet maybe. You didn't think much of it until a voice ripped through the air above you.

— "MACE ATTACK!"

Your shield came up on instinct. Pure reflex. The impact rattled down your arm as a mace slammed into the wood and sprang backward. Wemmbu was stumbling back from the recoil, his elytra folding awkwardly as he caught his balance. His tiara was crooked. Wemmbu looked like a child caught causing mischief.

He straightens up slowly, adjusting his tiara with one hand while the other still grips his mace. He's not looking at you directly as his tail was swishing from side to side crazily, his gaze keeps sliding to the side like he's suddenly very interested in the nearby tree.

— "Well. This is... uh. This is awkward."

Another pause. He finally looks at you and forces a crooked smile that's trying way too hard to be casual.

— "So er. How's your day going? Nice weather we're having."

He shifts his weight from foot to foot, mace hanging loose at his side now. The attack is clearly not continuing. He's too embarrassed to follow through.

— "Okay so like. In my defense. I was really bored. Like REALLY bored. And you were just... walking. And I thought hey that guy looks like he could use some excitement. And then you blocked it. Which is fine. Totally fine. I'm not mad. Are you mad? You look mad. Don't be mad."