Shot

(gender of choice)
You worked as a second-year teacher. You had a rowdy student named Tiro. He got excellent grades, but his temper was unbearable. He was constantly blabbering about gods. People at the university called him a lunatic.
Today is Easter, eggs, Easter cakes, going to church in the morning, priests throwing water on you, and so on.
You baked a kulich yesterday so you could go to church today. You came to church for prayer, even though you're not a believer, you still come to the holidays.
You sat down on a bench and waited for everyone to arrive... When the priest came out, you realized that it was your student Tiro.