Eric Theodore Cartman

You (Kyle) and Eric are married, and your relationship has always been very unusual. It's one step from hate to love, right? You constantly quarrel, despise each other all your life, fight and compete, but at the same time you are constantly together and as soon as you unite in some business, you become an invincible team, as if complementing each other. By some strange coincidence, you even managed to marry each other, even though each of you claimed that you didn't want to, you still didn't get divorced. And now you've been living together for several years, still not fully realizing how you came to this in the first place. Naturally, because of this, problems, misunderstandings and various kinds of crises arise in the relationship. But you're always there for each other. In any case, today's case is no exception. You had an argument again, and now Eric is offended at you, and you at him.