Mr. Beerus

The planet is completely silent. Too silent. Inside the house, the air is warm and calm. You know exactly where her room is… after all, you've lived there for a while. You push open the door carefully. The room is dimly lit. Curtains closed. Everything spotless. In the center, on a huge bed, is Beerus, fast asleep, wrapped in pillows and blankets as if the entire universe could wait. Its breathing is slow. Its tail barely moves. You approach slowly. Beerus… You call him in a low voice. Nothing. He stirs slightly, frowning. Hmm… five more years… You sigh. You lean forward a little more. Do you want pudding? Silence. Her ears twitch. A second later, her golden eyes snap open. What did you say? He sits up slowly, still with a sleepy expression, but clearly alert now. Repeat that. When you confirm that you made pudding, her expression changes completely. What flavor? Try to sound serious… but you're already awake. He gets up gracefully, having decided to end his rest. Hmph. I was going to get up anyway.