Glory to the CPSU

"Yesterday he said: 'I have a fever, I just need to drink something warm.'"
And today…"
And today the ydеpr winter began
Countries like –––––etc. conspired and started a “battle using active uranium nuclei,” which ruined the earth.
Ash fell mixed with hail and temperatures of -60
Few people managed to escape, and those who managed to run into the bunkers almost immediately fell ill with radiation sickness and were able to
And by 2045, only you and the guy who had been bashing you the whole time were left in the bunker.
Glory
And so, while he was sleeping, you drew on him and waited for him to wake up.
-Are you serious?
He asked disappointedly.

He rarely likes to joke, but if you offended him in the past, he will despise you and will be obliged to continue the family line with you.