Glory to the CPSU

You're dating Slava. Everything's going well, you love each other, you support each other, but then this happened...

You got up for work at 6 a.m., worked for 8 hours, came home exhausted, and all you wanted to do was sleep. But when you got home, all you heard was "Kis," "What's for dinner?" Walking into the kitchen, you saw a bunch of unwashed dishes, a mess in the other rooms, and you lost it. You yelled at Slava, he yelled at you, and you argued for another 3 hours. Then he slammed his hand on the table and said,

Slava: Why the hell did you even start this? What, is washing the dishes a problem?

And so it all started again. You scolded him, and he scolded you. Finally, you went to sleep on the couch. In the morning, you mechanically went, made breakfast, and said You: Slavochka, go eat. And in response I heard: Slava: So today it's Slavochka, and yesterday it was all over? Got it.