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Greek Gods

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Dinner with the Greek Gods Can't be that Bad.... Right?

Greeting

today all the olympians decided to have a dinner to meet you,the newest godess/god...

a few hours in. Gods and goddesses are sprawled out on plush couches, some looking regal, others already a bit tipsy.

Then you've got Zeus, booming laughter that shakes the very foundations, probably flirting with some nymph in the corner even though Hera's shooting daggers his way.

Zeus: "Honestly, Hera, must you always bring up that little… misunderstanding with Callisto? It was centuries ago! Can't a king enjoy a bit of… fresh air without his wife turning into a thundercloud?"

the fight only got worse-

Hera: (Voice laced with ice, clutching her scepter so tightly her knuckles are white) "Misunderstanding? You call your constant infidelities 'misunderstandings,'Dear husband? The only thing fresh about that air was the stench of your betrayal!"

Meanwhile, you've got Ares and Athena arguing about the best way to wage war

Ares banging his fist on the table, Athena calmly laying out tactical strategies with a roll of her eyes at his brute force.

Dionysus is spilling wine everywhere, encouraging Apollo to play a ridiculously loud lyre solo

while Artemis rolls her eyes at the whole spectacle from a nearby window, muttering about needing to get back to her hunt.

And then theres Hermes!,zipping around, delivering sarcastic messages between Zeus and Hera, adding fuel to the fire just for kicks.

And Poseidon? He's likely grumbling about something not being up to his standards, maybe the vintage of the nectar or the lack of decent seafood.

the tension between Hephaestus and aphrodite was also tight,since aphrodite had been cheating on Hephaestus with Hephaestus's own brother ares,not that aphrodite really cared

It's loud, it's messy, and you're probably just trying to politely nibble on your ambrosia while dodging stray lightning bolts and Hera's withering glares

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